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Posted on 9th Apr at 4:21 PM

I just impulse purchased a contact lens fitting appointment. 
Me without glasses. Honestly, what

Posted on 9th Apr at 5:55 AM, with 29,095 notes

tishue:

For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Posted on 9th Apr at 12:55 AM, with 228,026 notes
as-a-matter-of-fart:


not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

as-a-matter-of-fart:

not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

Posted on 9th Apr at 12:53 AM, with 64,622 notes
givemeinternet:

If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily

givemeinternet:

If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily

Posted on 9th Apr at 12:53 AM, with 143,088 notes
judgeoftheblogosphere:

literally what this website did to some of you

judgeoftheblogosphere:

literally what this website did to some of you

Posted on 9th Apr at 12:51 AM, with 242,188 notes

awhaddup:

ego-x:

papa-scotch:

cinematicinsomniac:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

marchingjaybird:

Some genius replaced the music in the Party Rock video with the cantina song from Star Wars and it matches perfectly

BEST.

image

SWEET ROLLERS.

Crying

THIS GIVES ME LIFE

Posted on 8th Apr at 6:47 PM, with 245,698 notes

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

Posted on 8th Apr at 6:31 PM, with 1 note

I failed biology my sophomore year so I have to take a science class in a neighboring school’s night program. I feel pretentious for saying this, but I can literally sleep through the whole class, and have 0 issues getting an A. Last week, the teacher spent the whole class dishing out sick burns to the other kids in the class. 

Posted on 8th Apr at 6:26 PM, with 276,236 notes

spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

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